This is your last chance, Duck fans. Come on over now that your team has been eliminated from the playoffs. Root for a winning team.

Root for the Kings. Print this out as proof you are back being a Kings fans. (Ad don't feed me a line that you have always been a Ducks fan. I went to the Arrowhead Pond back in 1994. I didn't see you there.)

It's time. Come home. Ditch your Cal-Trans orange gear. Burn your Paul Kariya jersey. Go old school with the Kings.