Kings misrepresented in Ice Girls calendar

Who says I'm not above pandering to you deviants...

Honestly, Marina (Marina? her name is Marina?) is attractive enough for a hockey swimsuit calendar, and her swimsuit has a Kings flavor to it. (Nice crown broach) I may be splitting hairs here, but any member of the Kings METAL Ice Crew would've, ahem, filled this spot better than poor Marina (Huh? It's her name, right?).

Seriously, SoCal is crawling with beautiful women, the specialty of the house being buxom blondes. And the best they could come up with is a model who looks like she's better equipped standing in front of a hopped-up Mazda with a bad dye job and a lackluster rack. Hell, Anaheim got a model who fits that MILFs of the OC flavor that the general public has of Orange County ladies. Guess this is just one more thing L.A. comes in last again.

At any rate, you can purchase this calendar from the fine people over at TheFourthPeriod.com for 20 bucks. One dollar from every sale will be donated to the Hockey Cures Cancer fund. Come on, you know you want to.

You know, I bet I could come up with a killer Kings swimsuit calendar that would defienately give this one a run for it's money. I know enough photographers who would be down, and I'm sure there's plenty of models who would love to be a part of something like that. Hell, I'd even donate $5 per calendar sold to Hockey Cure Cancer.

And since we're spitballing here, why not a beefcake calendar? Yeah yeah, before you even start... the ladies deserve fair time in this as well.

Anyone with me?

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  • 11/9/2008 3:24 PM Count Chocula wrote:
    Does anyone read this crap?
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    1. 11/9/2008 5:44 PM Eric wrote:
      all i can say is...u are definitely narrow-minded and a little bit racist...cuz L.A is not just full of bigg titted blonde blue eyed girls!! in fact, im getting sick of ALWAYS seeing these type of women in swimsuit calendars! it makes me not even wanna see or buy one anymore! it's ppl like u that cause beautiful EXOTIC women to feel like they cant participate in "swim suit calendars" and such cuz of the kind of bigot criticism from ppl such as ur self...

      count chocula i agree this blog is CRAP
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  • 11/9/2008 3:42 PM Max Hunter wrote:
    Wow. Now I must admit that I'd go out with her - Hell, I'd sleep with her too, but come on! You guys live in the world of porn!

    Look, I'm not saying she's not attractive or should give up modeling, but she's not a swimsuit model! What were they thinking.
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  • 11/9/2008 5:38 PM Eric wrote:
    wow...altho i agree she's not super hot hot..but she not unattractive either! sorry matt..but u seem to sound a little narrow-minded and perhaps a lil racist cuz L.A is NOT just full of hot full-breasted blonde women..theres other women of colour n background as well and i think its actually great for a change that we dont see a typical blue eyed blonde woman on the front of a hockey swimsuit magazine! for a change theres actually exotic-ness to it...

    shame on u for not opening ur mind...me for instance, im bored and tired of looking a blonde women in bikini's ALL the time..not theres nething wrong with them, but they're all starting to look the same to me now!

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  • 11/10/2008 1:23 AM rob wrote:
    Why weren't actual Ice Girls used for the "Ice Girls" calender? Just wondering...bet they're pissed!
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  • 11/10/2008 1:32 AM VegasKingsFan wrote:
    Gotta agree with the lack of a rack observation. But I went and checked out the rest of the girls in the calendar and compared to some (Miss Dallas??), Marina there is a regular Dolly Parton. The creators of this calendar certainly aren't breast men!
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  • 11/10/2008 8:04 AM True North wrote:
    You are out of your mind. That girl is insanely gorgeous. Kudos to the people in charge for not propagating the ridiculous buxom-blonde stereotype. This girl is exotic.
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  • 11/10/2008 8:07 AM brianguy wrote:
    I looked at the website, and the funny part is, it's not even a swimsuit calendar, per se. less than half the ladies were even wearing what I considered swim attire. but somehow they thought this chick represented LA and put her in a bikini. I mean I'd buy the calendar if I was single and it was $2.99 but other than that, it was just worth a browse.

    I've definitely never met an asian chick named Marina...
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  • 11/10/2008 5:56 PM louie wrote:
    Just because none of you have ever met an Asian(-looking) girl named Marina doesn't mean.. well, it doesn't really mean anything. I've met one; in fact I've even met one named Andrei, which is a man's name. The south and east of Russia is full of ethnically Asian people who speak Russian and have Russian names.
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