How about this:

Jack Johnson, Michael Cammalleri and Anze Kopitar have been named part of ESPN The Magazine's Generation Next.

Kopitar's the bext center "not named Sidney," Cammy is "automatic between the dots," and JMFJ is, well, Jack.

I've had an ax to grind with ESPN and Sports Illustrated for not giving enough love to hockey. Especially Sports Illustrated, now that they have started a High School section every issue, and have all but eliminated hockey coverage in their monthly magazine.

So, this placates me... for now.