Here it is: the one you've been waiting for. Frozen Fury X.



I can say this, honestly, that I don't think I've ever been so tired in my whole life. From Thursday to Sunday morning, I literally got ten hours of sleep! And the funny thing is, I didn't drop a dollar gambling. Seriously.

On Sunday, right before I left, after realizing I haven't gambled yet, I put five dollars into an Indiana Jones nickle slot machine, and won 40 bucks in one pull of the handle. I cashed out immediately, because Lady Luck had shined on me, and that was enough to pay for gas on the way home. Isn't that what Trent said in Swingers? You shouldn't leave Vegas without getting something for free.

The Kings were really cool to allow me to tag along this weekend, and the people at the MGM Grand were really nice. Even though there was a mix-up at check-in, they were able to smooth things over, saving me some potential headaches once I checked out Sunday morning.

And I have to say, to everyone I met this weekend: it was cool having you people introduce yourself to me. I do this blog for the fans, and everyone kept saying the nicest things to me. Thank you, and we'll see you next year!

And, despite what you heard, that wasn't me who was attacked by the four lovely ladies in the hot tub after the game. That was another bald white guy... I was in my room, reading the Bible and eating mint and chip ice cream watching SportsCenter.